Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes | Double Meaning, Adult, Naughty Whatsapp

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Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes : {18+ } Here i have compiled a list of the best non veg, Double meaning, naughty, Adult jokes for whatsapp. Lets have a look and enjoy reading…

Whatsapp Non veg jokes Volume I

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Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes Adult, Funny
  • NOBODY dies virgin.
    ’cause
    IN THE END
    life f*ck us all.
  • A Good girlfirend can
    save 200GB of your HDD.
  • PROOF THAT GUYS ARE GENTLEMEN
    ..
    ..
    A BIKINI EXPOSES
    90% OF A WOMEN’S BODY
    & WE STARE AT THE COVERED AREAS.
  • Dear Girls, never date a guy with
    six pack abs, because
    no one develops six pack abs just to
    date only one girl.
  • Reporter : Sunny, how does it feel
    working in JISM-2..??
    Sunny : Feels like giving
    the B.COM exams after finishing with my C.A..!!
  • Whenever you feel worthless,
    REMEMBER
    you were once
    the quickest sperm cell.
  • HUSBAND : SHADI KE 7 MAHINE ME
    BACHA ? KUCH TO GARBAD HE!
    AIRTEL GIRL : GARBAD NAHI
    YAAR 4G HE!

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  • He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off.
    He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry:
    I’m a bottle of wine!
  • Please ride me slowly, I am totally
    new to this, said by my cycle to me
    for the first time..
  • Women look like “%” when
    they wear seat belt.
  • Non Veg jokes are for those who don’t find their GFs/wives interesting.
  • Girls r like cars, two front lights, nice bumper and regular oil change.
  • A kiss for 1 minute cAN burn 26 cal,
    anyone interested
    in workout…?
  • What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
    Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To
    Blow It Up?
    A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
    Always Think POSITIVE

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  • A couple sees a hot girl…
    Wife : SO BIG. Aren’t they?
    Husband: Yes
    Wife: Are they artificial
    Husband: I think natural.
    Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??Total silence.
  • When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready
    to SUCK.
    &
    When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for,
    .
    .
    .
    I.D CARD!
    you dirty mind!!!
  • Boy 1: Meet my wife Teena
    BOy 2: Oh! i Know her
    Boy 1: How?
    Boy 2: We were caught sleeping
    together..
    Boy 1: What Da Hell?
    Boy 2: during lecture in maths class
    think positive :>
  • Definition of Nurse:
    ‘Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
    Holding Your Hand
    Looking into Your eyes
    ‘n still wants Your Pulse Will Be
    Normal’.. !
Whatsapp Non veg jokes That's not my wrist
Whatsapp Non veg jokes That’s not my wrist
  • Boy: Do You Know U Would Look More
    Sexy With One Kg Less,
    Girl- Ok Janu, I Will Loose It As Soon As Possible.
    Boy: In My Opinion All Ur Clothes, Weight Exactly One Kg.
  • Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
    Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week.2nd boy laughed.
    Teacher: Why did u laugh.?
    Boy: I saw both strips.
    Teacher: Get out for 1 month.She bent to take chalk.
    Little jhony started walking out.
    Teacher: Johny, where r u going?
    Jhony: What i just saw, I think
    my school days r over.
  • With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30 sec, she Got Pregnant..!
    . . . . .
    Who is she?
    . . . . .
    Balloon…….
  • Judge : So You Want Divorce From Ur
    Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon ?
    .
    .
    Wife : No…
    .
    .
    I Want Divorce For Attacking Me Every Night With A Dead Weapon……
  • Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips.
    Of course you know the first one…
    .
    .It’s keeping ur mouth shut…But I like the way U think!;-)

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