Whatsapp Funny Jokes:
Laughter is the best medicine to have. Enjoy reading some of the best whatsapp funny jokes that i compiled here. This list will be updated frequently so stay tuned to this page…
- If A Girl says : ” I Don’t
Then Marry Her !! .. 😀
- I don’t always study. But
when I do,
I Make sure my parents notice.
- Don’t break anybody’s
heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they
- Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a
diamond ring for me.
Husband : I saw ur dad paying
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- Newly married girl after having Honeymoon in
Swiss and London.
Friend : What have you seen in all those
places??Girl : Only “Celiing Fan” 😉
- Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don’t you know who i am?
Girl: I’m the principal’s daaughter.
Boy: Do you know who i am?
Boy: Good(walks away)
- While taking the interview the
Employer asked the candidate,
Employer: “How long did you work
during your last job”
Candidate: 30 years.
Employer: What’s your age?
Candidate: 20 years.
The Employer was surprised and asked
the candidate that how it is possible
that you are 20 and have a experience
of 30 years.
- A Man can
if he tries
hard..A Women can
if she cries
- DEFINITION of SALARY
Something which comes
at 2G SPEED and
goes away at
- How The Word
They took the first two
and last two letters of
- IF Love is Blind
And Marriage is an
THEN Divorce wud surely be a
CHAMPAGNE Bottle Opener.
- Teacher : Why are you late, Johny?
Johny: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Johny: The sign said, “Scholl Ahead,Go Slow!”
- A thief broke into
my house last
night.. He started
money so i woke
up and searched
- Interviewer: Why did u leave
ur last job?
Candiadate: The Company
shifted their office &
Didn’t tell me where it
- Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww yes Sweetheart..!Husband: Great! then
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
- Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
..Son: Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
..Dad:I want your daughter to marry my son.
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay.
Dad goes to the president of World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is BUSINESS
- Once, a magazine posted that,”50%
of women are idiot!!”But the women made some serious
complains about this..!!So,they reposted it saying “50% of
women are intelligent..!!”And then the situation came under
- Teacher: How
can we keep our school clean?Student: By
Staying At Home. 😛
If money ever grew on tress
Girls wouldn’t mind dating with
- Dollar Has Increased to 65 INR
Milk Has Increased to 40 INR
Petrol Has increased to 72 INRThank God…
Passing Marks are still 36.
- Girl: WHich laptop do u have..?
Boy: I have a HP G-62 ith
intel core i3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7,64 Bit.. 2GB RAM & Intel
1GB Graphics Card..
ANd Which Laptop Do U have..?Girl: Grey colour Laptop.
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